resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

allteensrelate:

its only the first day of school and im 100% done with this year already

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those