100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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stuartohbrien:

those people who always offer you some of their food

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fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me