leo could be the only nominee in the category and he would still lose
i can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie
You see those little shits? They’re called humans and they can never be trusted. Ever.