illaminati:

relationship status: please

graceespooks:

the level at which rihanna doesnt give a fuck is so inspiring

lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert