100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time.
I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.
thank you director fury
i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen
I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm
those people who always offer you some of their food
im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me